I even didn't get time to breathe in my conference. Here is what it happened

I even didn't get time to breathe in my conference

I literally cut grasses in my conference.😇🤣

Me sitting at a foci of a ellipse sitted around with 2 psychologists followed by deputy president, President and GTO, all wearing combats, star's shining.

Deputy president: So y happen to be the house captain. in sainik school
Candidate: Yes sir

Deputy president: Which house?🙂
Candidate: Sir Udaygiri house😊

Deputy president: Ok I'm giving y a situation. Just react to it (preparing himself with a pen and sheet as if he would note down something ).
Candidate: Sure sir.

Deputy president: After coming back from this Covid break, you happen to find that grasses in the backyard of your house grew taller. Branches of trees were falling and there was so much litter around. Being an appointment of Udaygiri house, How would you clean it.

Candidate: Sir, I'll....(as soon as I open my mouth, all accessors grabbed their pen, ready to write something.. Me thinking as if I'm going to disclose any secret formula for nuclear weapon😯😇 )

Candidate: Sir we have a dairy farm near Udaygiri. I'll bring 2 cattles from there. Allow them to graze in the backward. I'll guide my juniors to pick up the litters and the fallen branches. And this would do our job.

Deputy president: So you brought 2 cattles (laughing). What if they shit, wouldn't it will make it even dirtier.?
Candidate: Yes sir. Ofcourse they will make it. But sir we can take this little shits to make our work faster and efficient. Moreover we are working at our backyard, and who cares about backyard being pooped with cow dungs, anyways it's getting decomposed in a week. (Said Politly with a smile).

Deputy president: Ok Shahnowaz (as if he was satisfied), now you don't have cows with you. What will you do it?
Candidate: Then I will bring big big scissors (literally lifting my both hands ,crossing it off symboling it to scissors as I had forgotten the term "gardening scissors"😇 ) from our House master. Guide my juniors how to use it. Together cut it off.

Deputy president: Is the problem solved now?
Candidate: No sir. We need to dump it also.(as soon as i said my last syllable.. I quickly started to think innovative ways to dump, since he might cross question)

Deputy president: How will y dump it then? (My assumption was right, he did ask the follow up)
Candidate: Sir, as y have said we have branches fallen on the ground. So we will pick up two parallel branches. Wrap around a slag to make a stretcher kind of thing. And then put the grass and Litter at the top. Lift the stretcher and dump it up.(felt cool🤩 since I hacked a little more time for me to answer)

Deputy president: Okay! Now your neighbouring house is not allowing you to dump it then? Which is the house next to yours?

Candidate: Sir Lohit house! If they don't allow us, we can give it back to the cattles at the dairy farm.

Deputy president: Okay anything more ( pressurising)
Candidate: Yes sir we can give it to our General employees, they live in village and can use it to feed their lifestock.

Deputy president: Anymore ( pressurising more)
Candidate: Yes sir! We can sell it in the market.

Deputy president: Anymore ( pressurising even more)
Candidate: We can dry up the grass and put the dry grass at the back of the cooler..( In ssb Kapurthala I saw hand made cooler system which has dry grass at the backside. Fortunately I observed that).

Deputy president: Anymore ( pressurising beyond and beyond )
Candidate: Sir we can make up manure out of it and use it in our Gardening competition.

Deputy president: Anymore (not yet satisfied)
Candidate: ( I was left off with no more ideas and I was literally saying to myself in my mind," ab toh tu gya bacchu 😅")

AFTER 2 SEC. PAUSE

Candidate: Yes sir, we have gymnastics in our school. So we can tie up the dry grass into a big slag making a big cushion out of it for the Gymnastic club.

Deputy president: Okay thats good (Smiling and satisfied)
Candidate: (Me literally said to myself" Moot ko chuke tak se wapis aa gya😅")

To be continued.....

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